Disappointed that this isn’t drawn in the style of a chick tract.

Newtarp Galasohog is everything wrong with modern news broadcasts. When I get home after 10 hours of giggles and japes at the state prison, I need to relax with with with a newscaster who can demonstrate extreme seriousness and utter gravity. These days they can’t even cover a culinary orifice without acting like a cartoon character.

what a crasshole.

This is the last straw!!!

I’ll have to open another packet!!!