big simpsons vibes here. i never really thought about the simpsons influence before.
big simpsons vibes here. i never really thought about the simpsons influence before.
What is this? A manners school for ants?
What is this? A manners school for ants?
That thoughtjazz had me rolling. Have you ever seen a pumpkin with tits? I haven’t.
Have you ever seen a tumpkin with pits?
That thoughtjazz had me rolling. Have you ever seen a pumpkin with tits? I haven’t.
Have you ever seen a tumpkin with pits?
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW: WHO EXACTLY WORKS AT GASARILLO INCORPORATED, THE LAST GAS STATION ON EARTH? (Lower level workers specific to the Dumpsville, TX location of Gasarillo)
CEO of Gasarillo Incorporated:
– Armadillo Man (currently inside a dog)
“Corporate”:
– Unnamed corporate man
Gasarillo Inc. I.T. Department:
– Calvin
District Manager: – Rusty Frog (possibly dead)
Regional Manager (?): – Jimmy (former manager)
Regional Superdirector of Seasonal Merchandising:
– Regional Seasonal
Location Gas Station Clerks:
– Oliver Oldman/Ouldman (a.k.a. “Ollie”, formerly Old Man)
– Jim Castanella
– Marvin Staedtler (night shift)
– A cactus (night shift)
– Boil (can only work half a shift) – Al Gore (non-canonical, fired) – Punkho (non-canonical)
REMEMBER: JOB APPLICATIONS FOR GASARILLO ARE ONLINE-ONLY!
You’ve done a lot of work on this! Great job! I actually don’t remember Boil, or Punkho, to be honest.
Compiling this made me realize how many characters you have named “Jimmy” or some variant thereof! Its a little concerning!
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW: WHO EXACTLY WORKS AT GASARILLO INCORPORATED, THE LAST GAS STATION ON EARTH? (Lower level workers specific to the Dumpsville, TX location of Gasarillo)
CEO of Gasarillo Incorporated: – Armadillo Man (currently inside a dog)
“Corporate”: – Unnamed corporate man
Gasarillo Inc. I.T. Department: – Calvin
District Manager: – Rusty Frog (possibly dead)
Regional Manager (?): – Jimmy (former manager)
Regional Superdirector of Seasonal Merchandising: – Regional Seasonal
Location Gas Station Clerks: – Oliver Oldman/Ouldman (a.k.a. “Ollie”, formerly Old Man) – Jim Castanella – Marvin Staedtler (night shift) – A cactus (night shift) – Boil (can only work half a shift) – Al Gore (non-canonical, fired) – Punkho (non-canonical)
REMEMBER: JOB APPLICATIONS FOR GASARILLO ARE ONLINE-ONLY!
You’ve done a lot of work on this! Great job! I actually don’t remember Boil, or Punkho, to be honest.
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big simpsons vibes here. i never really thought about the simpsons influence before.
big simpsons vibes here. i never really thought about the simpsons influence before.
What is this? A manners school for ants?
What is this? A manners school for ants?
That thoughtjazz had me rolling. Have you ever seen a pumpkin with tits? I haven’t.
Have you ever seen a tumpkin with pits?
That thoughtjazz had me rolling. Have you ever seen a pumpkin with tits? I haven’t.
Have you ever seen a tumpkin with pits?
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW: WHO EXACTLY WORKS AT GASARILLO INCORPORATED, THE LAST GAS STATION ON EARTH?
(Lower level workers specific to the Dumpsville, TX location of Gasarillo)
CEO of Gasarillo Incorporated:
– Armadillo Man (currently inside a dog)
“Corporate”:
– Unnamed corporate man
Gasarillo Inc. I.T. Department:
– Calvin
District Manager:
– Rusty Frog (possibly dead)Regional Manager (?):
– Jimmy (former manager)Regional Superdirector of Seasonal Merchandising:
– Regional Seasonal
Location Gas Station Clerks:
– Oliver Oldman/Ouldman (a.k.a. “Ollie”, formerly Old Man)
– Jim Castanella
– Marvin Staedtler (night shift)
– A cactus (night shift)
– Boil (can only work half a shift)
– Al Gore (non-canonical, fired)– Punkho (non-canonical)REMEMBER: JOB APPLICATIONS FOR GASARILLO ARE ONLINE-ONLY!
You’ve done a lot of work on this! Great job! I actually don’t remember Boil, or Punkho, to be honest.
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Compiling this made me realize how many characters you have named “Jimmy” or some variant thereof! Its a little concerning!
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW: WHO EXACTLY WORKS AT GASARILLO INCORPORATED, THE LAST GAS STATION ON EARTH?
(Lower level workers specific to the Dumpsville, TX location of Gasarillo)
CEO of Gasarillo Incorporated:
– Armadillo Man (currently inside a dog)
“Corporate”:
– Unnamed corporate man
Gasarillo Inc. I.T. Department:
– Calvin
District Manager:
– Rusty Frog (possibly dead)Regional Manager (?):
– Jimmy (former manager)Regional Superdirector of Seasonal Merchandising:
– Regional Seasonal
Location Gas Station Clerks:
– Oliver Oldman/Ouldman (a.k.a. “Ollie”, formerly Old Man)
– Jim Castanella
– Marvin Staedtler (night shift)
– A cactus (night shift)
– Boil (can only work half a shift)
– Al Gore (non-canonical, fired)– Punkho (non-canonical)REMEMBER: JOB APPLICATIONS FOR GASARILLO ARE ONLINE-ONLY!
You’ve done a lot of work on this! Great job! I actually don’t remember Boil, or Punkho, to be honest.
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Compiling this made me realize how many characters you have named “Jimmy” or some variant thereof! Its a little concerning!