Exterior, Church, Day:
Narration box: Some folks say that every dog has his day. But like all proverbs, that is a lie.
Zoom in on church steeple, with sound effects of the bell things chiming.
A God. Damned. Lie.
Close up on a floppy eared mutt. The dog looks stupidly happy, despite being the source of the
pessimistic narration.
My name is Scruffums, and what I have seen would drive the strongest to madness.